Scary Fitting Rooms

Many of us watched movies where some of the characters ran into a department store fitting room to "have some fun" or if you are into hardcore stuff they "have sex". Here's the million dollar question: Do people really have sex in fitting rooms?


Unfortunately for us salespeople throughout the world, the answer is yes. People do have sex in fitting rooms as well as other unsanitary actions. Co-workers and maintenance crew throughout my store often comment upon the just plain ole nastiness of the public.


I do not support such actions; thus, whenever the situation presents itself I am more than willing to jump in and offer disciplinary support. Basically I'm just waiting for some kids to try and get it on in the fitting room, so I can scare them to death. 

Of course people commit other common courtesy crimes that I will leave to your imagination, but just know that I will not remove my shoes or I make it a point to always have on socks when I'm in a fitting room. I wash my hands if I make the mistake of touching the wall, yet I rather try my clothes on at home.

A fitting post for the upcoming scary holiday.